Work, Retroactive Promises, and Slightly Less Retroactive Promises

Well, it appears today that I have a shitload of work to be done, and I will execute a maneuver I call the 'Sit-The-Fuck-Down-and-Do-Your Homework.' and hopefully what remains of the work will be a small fraction of the original pile. On this note, though, I would like to say that I am not here to bitch about my life. Hell, why would I be? As a person I have never felt proud of myself when someone gave me sympathy, it just always gave me an opportunity to work harder. (Albeit one I didn't act on.) In fact the purpose of this blog is the exact opposite. I created this portal of unbridled wit for you internet folks for the purpose of praise, be it deserved or otherwise. This of course, would inspire me to work less, which, in all honesty, would be difficult at this point. Well that's all I've got for now, buhbye!