Birthday? Oh, cool... Thanks, bro.

Well, it appears to be the anniversary of the day that I sprang forth from my mother's womb with wondrous aplom. In light of this I would like to acknowledge that timing could not be worse. For what reason have the stars damned me to a following of zero on the day where I get showered with praise for non-existent achievements? For the love of god, I'd like to receive hair from at least one possibly murderous cat lady in the mail today. Reflecting again on my current fellowship's size, why am I posting at all? I have absolutely zero subscribers. Yet I continue to blather on and on and expect some reflection from the public. Whatever, Poly out! Anarchy, bros.